Yesterday noon, I was surfing the web trying to find out ways to do my movie posters collage. Just when I type "How to", one of the first thing that was listed as top Google search was How To Make Love?
I was like HUH? Do people still need to Google on how to make love? I thought making love is a skill that is planted in the brain since the day God made all of us. Well, animals do not have Google to find out on how to screw their partner. Why do human need it? Oh... maybe for once animals were smarter than human. Haha.
Don't misunderstand or be offended if you are one of the people who actually Google search for that. Hahahahaha. (No..No.. No.. I'm not laughing at your face) I'm not very experience myself but I don't think I need to Google on How To Make Love. The closest thing that I ever Google for something regarding sex that is informational is most probably on how to improve sex life.
Out of curiosity, I Googled for "How To Make Love" tonight. Hahaha. Now you can laugh at my face.
The top search that came out is actually an article from Askmen.com about 10 Tips for Better Sex. Okok...Chillax people... You don't have to take the hustle to click on the link and wait for it to load. I'll share it with you here. You people just can't live a single day without being curious about sex right? Aiyohh...
Here's the 10 Tips for Better Sex from Askmen.com.
10) Blindfold Her (this is my favourite)
Blindfolding your partner increases her sensory awareness. She doesn’t know where you are or what you are going to do next. This creates anticipation for better sex -- the tease. Tease her mercilessly with sensory objects, such as a feather or your tongue. Start off softly, as this excites her nerve endings and makes them far more sensitive.
9) Give Her Instruction
Talk about things you haven’t tried, but would like to, then choose one suggestion from each partner, and get down and dirty.
8) Massage
A relaxing sensual massage can unlock her body to some very intense orgasms and much better sex in the end. The ability to relax your partner in this way should be high on your list of skills to master.
Once you've relaxed her major muscles -- shoulders and back -- work your way down to her buttocks. Strokes can then start to wander near to, but not on, her inner thighs, butt crease and vagina.
7) Have Her Dress Up
Playing the role of someone else during sexual play is a very enjoyable way to give your partner some different sensations, and try things that you haven’t done before. Role playing is a great way to have better sex and to have fun with your partner in a light-hearted but sexy way.
6) Tell Her Your Fantasies
Talking about your fantasies with your partner is a very conducive form of sex play. It increases communication with your partner, which is of great importance, as well, it also helps you get to know each other better for better sex.
Keep it light at first and don’t throw her in the deep end with fantasies about people you both know or reveal fetishes you aren't sure about.
5) Play A Game
Get a pack of cards and play strip poker for better sex. It may seem like something you would have done when you were in high school (given the opportunity), but adult strip poker is a good way to get naked. Once you are both naked (or nearly naked), you can start on the really fun part: A loss means the other person gets to choose what action is performed on them by the loser.
4) Dirty Talk
Talking dirty has turned people on for millennia and will continue to do so because it has something other sex play doesn’t: words. Because our brains are our largest sexual apparatus, we respond to the spoken word automatically.
For better sex, start off easy with neutral dirty-talk topics, such as how you feel inside her, how much you are enjoying the act and what you would like to do to her next.
3) Try A New Position
New positions need a reasonably high level of arousal in your lover, so choose your time to strike a new pose when she is quite obviously feeling very randy.
Simply changing locations can dramatically change the position, so consider this too (for example on top of the washing machine, on a bench, beanbag or table)
2) Use a Cock Ring
Cock rings slow the drain of blood out of your erection, and keep you harder for longer. A very hard penis stimulates a woman’s insides slightly differently -- and much better -- than one that is getting soft around the edges.
1) Try A New Place
Try a public place (not too public) or simply move to a different room or area in your home -- or even someone else’s home.
Haha.. Do you find it arousing just by reading? Hope you find pleasure reading it. I've extracted most of the interesting and juicy lines in the article. If you wanna read the whole article, here's the link, "http://www.askmen.com/dating/love_tip_250/250_love_tip.html". Tell me if the picture that comes with the article is giving you a boner (i mean for guys) and for girls, does it make u juice?
Well, I think how to make love shouldn't be our main concern because when you are there, you will know what to do. Hahaha... Your main concern now should be your intention of doing it. If you are doing it for fun, please go find a wall with a hole and do it. You can also get a hooker and I curse that you will be infected with STDs. You need to understand the whole idea behind making love. In my opinion, making love is a process where two person are ready to bring their relationship to a higher level, trust are involve here and also once they did it, the commitment level towards each other increases.
Many brainless dudes out there are using this as a reason to make their girl friend gave him their virginity. "If you love me, give it to me." If I'm the girl, I'll slapped him left right center and teach his manhood a good lesson before leaving him. I'm actually feel kinda proud of myself because I didn't take the virginity of my first ex when I had many chances to do so. You can say that I'm stupid but I don't really care because I'm proud of myself. My mom always tell me that to be a man, you need to be responsible for your act. Moreover we were still young that time, it is just not right. Well, at least I don't feel so committed to her when we broke up. Haha....
Anyway, besides the article from Askmen.com, most of the things i mentioned above are just personal opinion and rantings. It contains no prejudice. Don't be offended. I've got no intention to make enemies. This entry is purely for reading pleasure. :)
I was like HUH? Do people still need to Google on how to make love? I thought making love is a skill that is planted in the brain since the day God made all of us. Well, animals do not have Google to find out on how to screw their partner. Why do human need it? Oh... maybe for once animals were smarter than human. Haha.Don't misunderstand or be offended if you are one of the people who actually Google search for that. Hahahahaha. (No..No.. No.. I'm not laughing at your face) I'm not very experience myself but I don't think I need to Google on How To Make Love. The closest thing that I ever Google for something regarding sex that is informational is most probably on how to improve sex life.
Out of curiosity, I Googled for "How To Make Love" tonight. Hahaha. Now you can laugh at my face.
The top search that came out is actually an article from Askmen.com about 10 Tips for Better Sex. Okok...Chillax people... You don't have to take the hustle to click on the link and wait for it to load. I'll share it with you here. You people just can't live a single day without being curious about sex right? Aiyohh...
Here's the 10 Tips for Better Sex from Askmen.com.
10) Blindfold Her (this is my favourite)
Blindfolding your partner increases her sensory awareness. She doesn’t know where you are or what you are going to do next. This creates anticipation for better sex -- the tease. Tease her mercilessly with sensory objects, such as a feather or your tongue. Start off softly, as this excites her nerve endings and makes them far more sensitive.
9) Give Her Instruction
Talk about things you haven’t tried, but would like to, then choose one suggestion from each partner, and get down and dirty.
8) Massage
A relaxing sensual massage can unlock her body to some very intense orgasms and much better sex in the end. The ability to relax your partner in this way should be high on your list of skills to master.
Once you've relaxed her major muscles -- shoulders and back -- work your way down to her buttocks. Strokes can then start to wander near to, but not on, her inner thighs, butt crease and vagina.
7) Have Her Dress Up
Playing the role of someone else during sexual play is a very enjoyable way to give your partner some different sensations, and try things that you haven’t done before. Role playing is a great way to have better sex and to have fun with your partner in a light-hearted but sexy way.
6) Tell Her Your Fantasies
Talking about your fantasies with your partner is a very conducive form of sex play. It increases communication with your partner, which is of great importance, as well, it also helps you get to know each other better for better sex.
Keep it light at first and don’t throw her in the deep end with fantasies about people you both know or reveal fetishes you aren't sure about.
5) Play A Game
Get a pack of cards and play strip poker for better sex. It may seem like something you would have done when you were in high school (given the opportunity), but adult strip poker is a good way to get naked. Once you are both naked (or nearly naked), you can start on the really fun part: A loss means the other person gets to choose what action is performed on them by the loser.
4) Dirty Talk
Talking dirty has turned people on for millennia and will continue to do so because it has something other sex play doesn’t: words. Because our brains are our largest sexual apparatus, we respond to the spoken word automatically.
For better sex, start off easy with neutral dirty-talk topics, such as how you feel inside her, how much you are enjoying the act and what you would like to do to her next.
3) Try A New Position
New positions need a reasonably high level of arousal in your lover, so choose your time to strike a new pose when she is quite obviously feeling very randy.
Simply changing locations can dramatically change the position, so consider this too (for example on top of the washing machine, on a bench, beanbag or table)
2) Use a Cock Ring
Cock rings slow the drain of blood out of your erection, and keep you harder for longer. A very hard penis stimulates a woman’s insides slightly differently -- and much better -- than one that is getting soft around the edges.
1) Try A New Place
Try a public place (not too public) or simply move to a different room or area in your home -- or even someone else’s home.
Haha.. Do you find it arousing just by reading? Hope you find pleasure reading it. I've extracted most of the interesting and juicy lines in the article. If you wanna read the whole article, here's the link, "http://www.askmen.com/dating/love_tip_250/250_love_tip.html". Tell me if the picture that comes with the article is giving you a boner (i mean for guys) and for girls, does it make u juice?
Well, I think how to make love shouldn't be our main concern because when you are there, you will know what to do. Hahaha... Your main concern now should be your intention of doing it. If you are doing it for fun, please go find a wall with a hole and do it. You can also get a hooker and I curse that you will be infected with STDs. You need to understand the whole idea behind making love. In my opinion, making love is a process where two person are ready to bring their relationship to a higher level, trust are involve here and also once they did it, the commitment level towards each other increases.
Many brainless dudes out there are using this as a reason to make their girl friend gave him their virginity. "If you love me, give it to me." If I'm the girl, I'll slapped him left right center and teach his manhood a good lesson before leaving him. I'm actually feel kinda proud of myself because I didn't take the virginity of my first ex when I had many chances to do so. You can say that I'm stupid but I don't really care because I'm proud of myself. My mom always tell me that to be a man, you need to be responsible for your act. Moreover we were still young that time, it is just not right. Well, at least I don't feel so committed to her when we broke up. Haha....
Anyway, besides the article from Askmen.com, most of the things i mentioned above are just personal opinion and rantings. It contains no prejudice. Don't be offended. I've got no intention to make enemies. This entry is purely for reading pleasure. :)
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